Bad News Everyone

Grant was scheduled to be the next Snapkin member to pull a drop by but unfortunately, someone asked him "what's the big deal with the Gamecocks?" and he launched into an awkward speech that ending with him crying his eyes his out while yelling, "They are just like me! They are my life! You don't understand! No one understands me! I wish I had a lisp like Lou Holtz!"

But the good news is Grant sent a friend, to drop by on his behalf. So welcome Wedgie Man:

Say hi Wedgie Man. Wedgie Man did not attend Oxford University.